here goes nothing....

happy new year! well, happy new year two weeks ago. it's the new year somewhere right now right? it's snowing outside right now which means it's time for my yearly psa/whining session/rant. the "weathermen" have been all hyping this storm up for a day now and there's almost enough snow on the ground to cover the thickness of a piece of paper. i'm sure kroger is sold out of bread, milk and water and people are heading to their bunkers to wait out the blizzard. at this very moment people are driving their cars into each other and traffic is gridlocked on the highways. panic is abounding. weatherman means liar in every other language besides english. watching these dolts on tv blathering on about the impending doom gets me all hot and bothered, but i feel better having gotten this off my chest and making all three of you read it. you'll never have those two minutes back. you're welcome....