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i have finally solved a mystery that has riddled scientists and lay people alike the world over. for years and years many, many people have been looking in vain for proof that bat boy exists. i'm here to break it to you all right now that he absolutely does and i have the pictorial proof to prove it.

exhibit a: picture of what we think bat boy looks like

exhibit b: the picture of bat boy that i took the other night

thats right folks, sean miller, the coach of the second best basketball team in this city(exavier for those wondering) is in fact bat boy. you heard it here first. look at those two pictures and tell me i'm wrong. he's so spot on that they have to be one in the same. some of you might being saying that as a UC alum, i can't possibly be objective about this. i assure you that i have used a very scientific process to arrive at this conclusion. so look out xavier fans, you never know when he might be thirsty for some of your blood and he is most certainly rabid as well. consider this your public service announcement. ignore it at your own peril....

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i've been thinking a lot lately, most of you have probably sensed that because of the overpowering burning smell that's been in the air, about the next president of the united states. to me there really doesn't seem to be a candidate that i think would make a good next "take advantage of the intern" guy or gal. i mean look at these people that have a real shot to win it.

mccain is crazy and has got to be about 112 years old. war hero or not, i don't need someone who thinks that pet rocks are still cool and would probably choose wilford brimley as his running mate.

you and i, faithful reader, are better qualified and have more political experience than obama. this guy is practically a political fetus. granted this guy is a great speaker and is very charismatic, but used car salesmen are also smooth talkers and i wouldn't vote for them. call me in four years.

and don't even get me started on clinton. this broad seems to be disliked to some degree by almost everyonein the united states, democrats and republicans alike. on a side note, she ain't exactly easy on the eyes, not that it should matter but we all know it does(mccain also suffers from this affliction). i will say this for her though, nothing would be funnier than making bill the intial first man of the united states. i wonder how he would decorate the old white house. my guess would be with numerous stripper poles and wet bars mixed in under an overall willy wonka theme. there's one thing you can always say about bubba, he keeps it classy all the time. i mean check out the library he had built after he left office:

exhibit a: the william j. clinton memorial library and adult peep show

so with all that said, this blog would like to announce that it is officially putting it's presidential endorsement with none other than stuart fleckio. mr. fleckio is beginning a grassroots campaign the likes of which have never been mounted in all the history of the earth. he hasn't announced his platform yet, but i'm betting on free fun dip, increased funding for filming the giant squid and annexing cuba as his main thrusts. i encourage you to visit his site to see what he's all about and where he stands on important issues like: home repair, marriage/engagement, and commercial energy usage. long live the king baby....

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i just couldn't resist putting this up when i saw it today. i'm probably gonna get crap from dan and spark(amongst other osu fanatics i know), but it was just too good to pass up.