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i have finally solved a mystery that has riddled scientists and lay people alike the world over. for years and years many, many people have been looking in vain for proof that bat boy exists. i'm here to break it to you all right now that he absolutely does and i have the pictorial proof to prove it.

exhibit a: picture of what we think bat boy looks like

exhibit b: the picture of bat boy that i took the other night

thats right folks, sean miller, the coach of the second best basketball team in this city(exavier for those wondering) is in fact bat boy. you heard it here first. look at those two pictures and tell me i'm wrong. he's so spot on that they have to be one in the same. some of you might being saying that as a UC alum, i can't possibly be objective about this. i assure you that i have used a very scientific process to arrive at this conclusion. so look out xavier fans, you never know when he might be thirsty for some of your blood and he is most certainly rabid as well. consider this your public service announcement. ignore it at your own peril....